Job description: preposterously idealistic, hard-nosed, no-nonsense eccentric seeks indefatigable, well-organised, self-disciplined, self-possessed, versatile, calm, sensible, old-school freelance personal assistant. Must know how to gain access to, and engage, interest, enthuse and mobilise (among others) celebrities, politicians, heads of industry, lawyers, journalists and the ordinary interesting, intelligent, decent man-in-the-street to enlist them to help said eccentric in his inheritance-related business. Must be familiar with global multimedia and know how to choose and obtain appropriate hardware and software. Must be familiar with writers, internet technicians, designers, videographers, event organisers, investigative reporters, newspaper editors and others in online media. Connections to cultivated, cultured, civilised, enlightened philanthropists an advantage. Academic prowess a positive disadvantage. No questions asked about political or personal beliefs. A full-time job starting on hiring. Two-day probationary period. Remote working. Must be of the highest intelligence, integrity, diligence, competence and loyalty, experienced in life and the media business; gets things done vigorously, swiftly and without fuss. Initially $1,000 a week. Earned bonus. No benefits. Someone over 50 preferred. Would probably suit a recently laid-off seasoned media person. Apply: richard@MrInheritance.com.