Job description: Preposterously idealistic, hard-nosed, no-nonsense eccentric seeks the real deal: an indefatigable, well-organised, self-disciplined, self-possessed, versatile, calm, sensible, old-school freelance personal assistant:-

• must know how to gain access to, and engage, interest, enthuse and mobilise (among others) celebrities, politicians, heads of industry, lawyers, journalists and the ordinary interesting, intelligent, decent man-in-the-street to enlist them to help said eccentric in his inheritance-related business

• must be familiar with global multimedia and know how to choose and obtain appropriate hardware and software

• must be familiar with writers, internet technicians, designers, videographers, event organisers, investigative reporters, newspaper editors and others in online media

• connections to cultivated, cultured, civilised, enlightened philanthropists an advantage

• academic credentials are irrelevant and annoying: don't bother telling me about any of them

• a part-time job starting on hiring. Two-day probationary period. Remote working

• must be of the highest real-world intelligence, integrity, diligence, competence, tenacity, fortitude and loyalty, experienced in life and the media business; gets things done vigorously, swiftly and without fuss

• initially $1,000 a week. Earned bonus. No benefits. Someone over 50 preferred. Would probably suit a recently laid-off seasoned media person. 

Apply: MrInheritance@protonmail.com. I promptly reply personally to all legitimate emails.